And so begins my journey to create many episodes of video game adventure in the strange Land of Equip > Pants. As I venture forth into this unexplored world, I will discover new stories, gameplay, and pixel art to share with you.
I need players like you to join me on this quest. Together we will create a wonderful new series!
Hello! How are you? That's great! I'm still working on Equip > Pants (along with a lot of other projects). Getting eager for more episodes? Drop me a line!
I've started a Dev Log on Tumblr to track my progress as I work on two new episodes: "The Princess" and "Pantsylvania II".
The Legend of Equip > Pants is now available FREE for Google Chrome on Windows, Linux, and Mac! Join the 15,000 people who have played on iPhone. Play the special new Panta Claus episode. It's a Pantsmas miracle!
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(There's even more screenshots on Dribbble.)
What if there was a Zelda-like RPG where you upgrade your pants instead of your sword? The Legend of Equip > Pants seeks an answer to this question... that probably nobody was asking.
“It's dangerous to go alone! Take thhh...these wooden underwear?”
Also, the Legend of Equip > Pants is about puns. Terrible, terrible puns and other bad jokes. I've even seen people laugh while playing!
I played RPGs for endless hours as a kid. But, I don't often have time for quests that take days anymore. Life gets in the way, and by the time I pick the game up again, I've forgotten where I am and what I'm supposed to be doing.
The Legend of Equip > Pants is an adventure RPG broken up into delicious, pint-sized episodes. Consume an episode to satisfy your thirst for RPG content. Avoid the confusion, headspins, and need for frequent breaks caused by big cask-sized RPGs.
“Warning: Avoid future regret by pacing your consumption.”
If you'd like to get in touch you can email firstname.lastname@example.org.
This game would not have happened without the support of many people. Thank you Danielle <3 for everything! Thank you to Christopher Winter, Floriaen, Paul Armstrong, Jesse Mullan, Martin Grider, Dylan McDonald, Trygve Nordberg, Jerry Belich, Jon Winkels, Ted Quinn, Dominic Roder, Will Jardine, Kevin Whinnery, and Timothy J. Reynolds. Thanks Mom. Thanks Dad for the game consoles growing up. Additional thanks to the Touch Arcade, IndieDB, and TIGSource communities. Thanks to my testers, tweeters, and Dribbble hearters. This game may also have never happened if it wasn't for Mr. Miyamoto, Dominic Szablewski, Mr. Zevon, and Screamin' Jay Hawkins. Thanks.
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