The Legend of Equip > Pants

An Episodic Adventure RPG

Legend of Equip > Pants Title Screen.

Now Playing! Free for iOS and Chrome

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iPhone, iPad, iPod touch

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Windows, Linux, Mac

Available for Chrome Web Store

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A Journey Begins...

Join the quest!

And so begins my journey to create many episodes of video game adventure in the strange Land of Equip > Pants. As I venture forth into this unexplored world, I will discover new stories, gameplay, and pixel art to share with you.

I need players like you to join me on this quest. Together we will create a wonderful new series!

Community Discussion

Track my progress as I work on two new episodes: "The Princess" and "Pantsylvania II"

Equip Pants Dev Log on Tumblr

The Legend of Equip Pants IndieDB is one place where you can watch progress and get in touch.

Also check out the DevLog on TIGSource Forums.

Updates

March 31, 2014

I've started a Dev Log on Tumblr to track my progress as I work on two new episodes: "The Princess" and "Pantsylvania II".

December 19, 2013

The Legend of Equip > Pants is now available FREE for Google Chrome on Windows, Linux, and Mac! Join the 15,000 people who have played on iPhone. Play the special new Panta Claus episode. It's a Pantsmas miracle!

November 28, 2013

An updated version of Equip Pants is now available for FREE on iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch! Changes include support for the D-Pad controls on both the LEFT and right side of the screen.

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Screenshots

(There's even more screenshots on Dribbble.)

  • Pantsmith's workshop animation. Meet the Pantsmith.
  • Underweartaker animation. The Underweartaker visits a mausoleum.
  • Pushing crates animation. Push only the finest of crates.
  • Fog maze animation. Try to find your way through the fog.
  • Secret heart animation. Can you find all the secrets?
  • Cat and bird animation. Best friends? Or mortal enemies?

About the Game

I hope you like puns!

What if there was a Zelda-like RPG where you upgrade your pants instead of your sword? The Legend of Equip > Pants seeks an answer to this question... that probably nobody was asking.

“It's dangerous to go alone! Take thhh...these wooden underwear?”

Also, the Legend of Equip > Pants is about puns. Terrible, terrible puns and other bad jokes. I've even seen people laugh while playing!

15-20 Minute Episodes

I played RPGs for endless hours as a kid. But, I don't often have time for quests that take days anymore. Life gets in the way, and by the time I pick the game up again, I've forgotten where I am and what I'm supposed to be doing.

The Legend of Equip > Pants is an adventure RPG broken up into delicious, pint-sized episodes. Consume an episode to satisfy your thirst for RPG content. Avoid the confusion, headspins, and need for frequent breaks caused by big cask-sized RPGs.

“Warning: Avoid future regret by pacing your consumption.”
Zach at the Inn.

Contact Info

Created by: Zachstronaut

With music by: Christopher Winter

If you'd like to get in touch you can email contact@zachstronaut.com.

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Special Thanks

This game would not have happened without the support of many people. Thank you Danielle <3 for everything! Thank you to Christopher Winter, Floriaen, Paul Armstrong, Jesse Mullan, Martin Grider, Dylan McDonald, Trygve Nordberg, Jerry Belich, Jon Winkels, Ted Quinn, Dominic Roder, Will Jardine, Kevin Whinnery, and Timothy J. Reynolds. Thanks Mom. Thanks Dad for the game consoles growing up. Additional thanks to the Touch Arcade, IndieDB, and TIGSource communities. Thanks to my testers, tweeters, and Dribbble hearters. This game may also have never happened if it wasn't for Mr. Miyamoto, Dominic Szablewski, Mr. Zevon, and Screamin' Jay Hawkins. Thanks.